Another Glass of Chardonnay
by Tony Noland
UPDATE: This story has been published in the anthology, "100 Stories for Queensland", a collection published in 2011 to benefit the victims of devastating floods. You can find all the information necessary here.
Believe me, you want to go buy this anthology, not just because it's in service of a really good cause, but because my story is really sexy and funny. You should buy the book for my story alone. Seriously. Don't believe me? Just read the comments to get an idea of what I'm talking about.
Thanks,
- Tony
LOL! Not gay, but a jerk, surely. I hope he sleeps alone.
ReplyDeleteWhat? How is he a jerk? Seems like a pretty suave guy, to me. Is he expecting a three-way with the two sisters?
ReplyDeleteHa, this was hot in a way. Tony you are such a jack of all trades in writing.
ReplyDeleteYou write like a girl, Tony! A HUGE compliment. That was hot... and, what did they do? Come on, what was the ending, at least in your head?
ReplyDeleteOr maybe you better not ;^)
A two handed groove, Tony. Shows your ambidexterity.
ReplyDeleteSo this is autobiographical, right?
Simon.
You will continue this next week, right? Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThat's what these sisters get for being so forward!
ReplyDeleteYes, am also waiting with the others to see what the heck these sisters will do.
Enjoyed this. As did Daniel!
Laura: I fully expected that this story, of any of them, would generate requests for a sequel!
ReplyDeleteSimon: So this is autobiographical, right?
You know what a lot of women find really attractive, even sexy in a guy? The absolute ability to keep a secret.
Carrie & Linda: this was hot...
Awesome, I'm glad it worked for you! I appreciate the comment that I write like a girl. It dovetails nicely with the Jack-of-all-trades concept.
Cecilia & Jared: What constitutes a jerk? He's making a offer, certainly, but I don't think anyone is being forced into anything here...
Plead for sequel!
ReplyDeleteThis was hilarious Tony, and you totally surprised me!
I have to agree with Cecilia that he was sort of a jerk. He didn't have to hold their hands for so long to make his point, did he?
What an... hmmm, I can't seem to think of appropriate words to express. jerk doesn't even come close, but then again the 2 sisters acting that way under the table? They're just...awful. Wonderfully written, but I can't wait to find out what happens next. Do they get their come-uppance? Do the sisters conspire to get him back? What!
ReplyDeleteEloquent tale showing both sexes behaving badly.
LOL funny Tony! I thought it was hilarious that they were all so busy wiping their lips while they were planning on getttin' dirty! Been writing up your dreams as fiction again, I see :p
ReplyDelete"As much as she hated the old saying about bridesmaids and getting laid"
ReplyDeleteI don't know this saying. I very much want to know how this saying works.
Also, does anyone need a best man?
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ReplyDeleteCracking last line. This builds really nicely. The shock and distaste of the sisters played out well. Daniel holding them until this passed really showed his character. I don't really want to know more, I like the open ending and each reader having the decision to make.
ReplyDeleteUgh! This is cute and clever but I can't over how embarrassing it would be... not that I'd try this kind of thing, er, no. Um.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the cringe, Tony. :)
Personally, I'd ball that hand into a fist and thump him in the crotch, but then I'm not very nice. Then again, nor is he!
ReplyDeleteExcellent flash.
Very entertaining! I've never had even one girl try this, let alone two. He's very poised in this situation, so I guess it's not a surprise to him. I don't know why people are calling him a jerk, though. What was he supposed to do? Each sister would have found out what the other one was doing very soon. He was just having a little fun with the situation. This is really a fun little story!
ReplyDeleteWho picked up the check?
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I see a cat fight coming. :) This was such a fun read Tony - well done!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for all the comments, guys. I have to say, while I expected this to be titillating and amusing, I did NOT expect the dichotomy of views on who is at fault here, and whether or not Daniel is a jerk.
ReplyDeleteAs Mr. Spock would say, it's fascinating.
I saw Daniel as being quite smooth in this situation. If he'd let them go right away, they'd have caused a big scene. Of course, he did lead the hands on...
ReplyDeleteGood, fun story!
"I did NOT expect the dichotomy of views on who is at fault here, and whether or not Daniel is a jerk."
ReplyDeleteAnd here I was going to offer up a psychological profile of Daniel. Kidding! Fun read, especially this woman going in for the kill. Thanks Tony.
Ha! There has to be an element of plausibility to a story Tony. No man is that good. He He. Just kidding-this was very well done and funny.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I could see this happening. Interesting cat fight on the horizon; gotta love sisters.
ReplyDelete"giving each the kind of smile that would light a cigarette across a crowded bar." -beautiful
ReplyDeleteDepending on the naughty scale of the sisters, Daniel could be one very lucky devil.
I can just see this getting more comlicated, a foot from the other side of teh table joining in perhaps /
ReplyDeletelol good stuff
Maybe some people think he's a jerk because he doesn't just move their hands aside to prevent them being embarrassed, he purposefully makes sure they see what they're both doing.
ReplyDeleteHA! Such a clever man... I am referring to you Mr. Noland.
ReplyDeleteAlways leave them guessing :-)
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Ha! What a fun romp! You really laid on the heat this time - very titillating. I think Daniel knew exactly what he was doing - trying to coax both sisters in bed at the same time. I still give him a jerk rating in the scheme of things and I'm sure he thought he was quite suave and was going to get his way.
ReplyDeleteIt is a cruel point to stop the story, sequel please.
Clever and totally cringe-worthy! Lol! Really good stuff!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Ganymeder on this one - I think it's an example of everybody behaving badly. But as far as cringe-worthy flash fiction, you've nailed it, Tony - well done!
ReplyDeleteA great story and it must have been an open bar at the reception!
ReplyDeleteYour comments are terrific, guys. I'm glad you all are having as much fun with this as I am.
ReplyDelete8-)
oooh! Hot, Hot, Hot. Sir. I think I may have been in a situation similar to that long ago. Ha!
ReplyDeleteI'm all for a sequel......for your story, not my long ago situation. :-)
BTW, love the new look of your blog.
Great job on both counts:-)
bwahaha!
ReplyDeleteSo, er, what inspired this one exactly...?
Steamy! I also want to know what they will do...
ReplyDeleteHow come everybody's picking on the stud-muffin in the tux? Why not pick on those sex-starved skank-pots in peach lace?
ReplyDeleteSkank-pot... what a great word! I might use that sometime....
Cathy: I have to agree. I don't think he's behaving all that badly.
ReplyDeleteInterestingly, the jerk/non-jerk opinions here do not seem to be strictly gender-associated.