Wednesday #Poetry: Gag, Maintain, Omit

Welcome to my regular Wednesday poetry corner, brought to you by Three Word Wednesday and One Shot Wednesday.

Today's words are Gag, Maintain, Omit.

I maintain his "omit the chair" gag
Was the mark of an ass, not a wag
His asinine jest
Got him shot in the chest
He can chuckle and snort from that bag.




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13 comments:

  1. Jae RoseJun 22, 2011, 8:04:00 AM

    ow! as always a unique take on the weekly words.. :) Jae

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  2. UnknownJun 22, 2011, 10:30:00 AM

    Great use of the prompt words, much enjoyed ~ Rose

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  3. Ramesh SoodJun 22, 2011, 11:38:00 AM

    Beautiful...

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  4. Sheilagh LeeJun 22, 2011, 1:12:00 PM

    okay someone didn't like that ridiculous joke. great way with words

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  5. UnknownJun 22, 2011, 1:31:00 PM

    Oh My Heck! You entertain!

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  6. ClaudiaJun 22, 2011, 2:09:00 PM

    ouch...

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  7. AngelJun 22, 2011, 3:13:00 PM

    Sounds sad for all involved.

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  8. Laurie KolpJun 22, 2011, 7:05:00 PM

    It amazes me how you can create these limericks.

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  9. AnonymousJun 22, 2011, 8:28:00 PM

    LOL. You said it!

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  10. dustusJun 22, 2011, 9:28:00 PM

    He got shot? That's one fatal prank. Nice use of form.

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  11. Tony NolandJun 23, 2011, 11:52:00 AM

    Thanks for reading and for the great comments, everyone! Laurie Kolp, I'm not sure how I do it, either. Must be that head injury I sustained as a child.

    Also, please note that I used all three words in the very first line of this limerick. I have no intention of trying to meet this standard of concision again, so enjoy it.

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  12. AnonymousJun 24, 2011, 3:40:00 PM

    Painful! Amusing take on the prompt

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  13. joanneJun 20, 2012, 1:21:00 PM

    I loved the humor and the rhyming....light-hearted use of prompts...nice job

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