Wednesday #limerick: crinkle, demand, navigate

Each Wednesday, I write a limerick to the prompt over at Three Word Wednesday. Today's words are: crinkle, demand, navigate

Staggering, too drunk to navigate
I'm caught on these pickets, must abnegate.
This damned little wrinkle
Means no girlfriend to crinkle!
I demand that her fenced yard must have a gate!


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10 comments:

  1. rallentandaFeb 29, 2012, 10:34:00 AM

    it is not easy
    when you dont have a girlfriend to crinkle
    all because of that wrinkle
    oh well
    it's better than warts

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  2. DaydreamertooFeb 29, 2012, 11:07:00 AM

    LOL Her fenced yard must have a gate...lol

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  3. Sheilagh LeeFeb 29, 2012, 1:44:00 PM

    too funny that he demanded the gate now gets caught on it.

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  4. AngelFeb 29, 2012, 5:13:00 PM

    Cute piece. Nice work.

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  5. Alice AudreyFeb 29, 2012, 9:21:00 PM

    LOL. But it's her fenced yard to gate or not gate as she wishes.

    Great use of three words. Please read my attempt.

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  6. Cat RussellFeb 29, 2012, 10:42:00 PM

    Hehe, funny!

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  7. Old EggMar 1, 2012, 12:35:00 AM

    Well you would hop over the fence wouldn't you?

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  8. shailMar 1, 2012, 9:38:00 AM

    Hilarious.

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  9. John WiswellMar 1, 2012, 9:13:00 PM

    I give you points for rhyming anything with "abnegate."

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  10. Di Eats the ElephantMar 6, 2012, 5:05:00 PM

    If we take it that the author had a deeper meaning, I love the analogy of a drunk boyfriend who can't find his gf's "gate" if you know what I mean.

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