Each Wednesday, I compose a limerick based on the prompt from Three Word Wednesday. Today's words are: dampen, keep, tremble
There
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Oh, dampen my "lust" if you must,
For the hand that I thrust at your bust
Was to swat that wasp dead
And keep you safe instead!
Don't tremble at this fuss unjust!
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There
are so many great limericks in my book. The only thing separating you
from them? A lousy buck. But maybe you don't like to laugh?You can read more of my limericks inspired by Three Word Wednesday in my e.book, which is cleverly titled:
Poetry on the Fly: Limericks Inspired by Three Word Wednesday
Only $0.99 - less than a hot dog at the convenience store!
Don't have a Kindle? NO PROBLEM! Get one of the free Kindle apps for PC, Mac, iPhone, Android and a host of other devices. You can read "Poetry on the Fly" or any of my other great writing anywhere you like!
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Too cute, Tony!!
ReplyDeleteNice funny limerick, there should be no fuss for this one :-)
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many man have tried that excuse and been believed? too funny Tony.
ReplyDeleteWasps always get us in trouble like that.
ReplyDeleteClever.
ReplyDeleteJust plain freakin' funny!
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Nicely! good luck with the book!!!
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteThanks, everyone - I'm glad you liked it!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of The Rape of the Lock - great job, Tony!
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