Each Wednesday, I compose a limerick based on the prompt from Three Word Wednesday. Today's words are: error, jingle, vindicate
No more wire hangers!
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My book of limericks inspired by Three Word Wednesday is FREE to borrow from Amazon:
Poetry on the Fly: Limericks Inspired by Three Word Wednesday
"They made me laugh, they made me sad, they made me think and squirm and reflect. ... Tony Noland has a way with words that is nothing short of astonishing" - Jeff Posey, Amazon review
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Don't "vindicate" that you're still single
With the error of wanting to mingle
Only with gamers
(Those losers and lamers)
Who drool at each FPS jingle
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No more wire hangers!Oh, wait... the "psychotic mother" thing isn't very good book promotion, is it? How about this:
My book of limericks inspired by Three Word Wednesday is FREE to borrow from Amazon:
Poetry on the Fly: Limericks Inspired by Three Word Wednesday
"They made me laugh, they made me sad, they made me think and squirm and reflect. ... Tony Noland has a way with words that is nothing short of astonishing" - Jeff Posey, Amazon review
That's right, FREE. Of course, if you're not in Amazon Prime, it still only costs $0.99. That's less than a coffee. And I'm not talking Starbuck's, I'm talking about the burnt mud they sell at the convenience store. It's worth the buck - you'll love it!
Don't have a Kindle? NO PROBLEM! Get one of the free Kindle apps for PC, Mac, iPhone, Android and a host of other devices. You can read "Poetry on the Fly" (or any of my other great writing) anywhere you like!
===== Feel free to comment on this or any other post.
I LOVE limericks, absolutely adore them! I also love TWW. Which makes this post an instant hit with me. *beams*
ReplyDeleteLOL great limerick as always.you are so great as this I've never had the knack.
ReplyDeletefabulous 'jingle'....fun and funny, and well-done
ReplyDeleteNice limerick, Tony.
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS!!!
ReplyDeleteFunny and clever!
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