Each Wednesday, I compose a limerick based on the prompt from Three Word Wednesday. Today's words are: Generous, Just, Penalize
There
are so many great limericks in my book. The only thing separating you
from them? A lousy buck. But maybe you don't like to laugh?
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Poetry on the Fly: Limericks Inspired by Three Word Wednesday
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I can't quite believe my own eyes;
Like the ad said, "Generous Size!"
A convert I am,
though it read just like spam:
"To joy her, for big penalize!!"
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There
are so many great limericks in my book. The only thing separating you
from them? A lousy buck. But maybe you don't like to laugh?You can read more of my limericks inspired by Three Word Wednesday in my e.book, which is cleverly titled:
Poetry on the Fly: Limericks Inspired by Three Word Wednesday
Only $0.99 - less than a hot dog at the convenience store!
Don't have a Kindle? NO PROBLEM! Get one of the free Kindle apps for PC, Mac, iPhone, Android and a host of other devices. You can read "Poetry on the Fly" or any of my other great writing anywhere you like!
===== Feel free to comment on this or any other post.
Seriously, is this a joke? :)
ReplyDeleteDid I just read that right? If so ... brilliant!
ReplyDeletehaha! :)
ReplyDeleteNaughty limericks.LOL
ReplyDeleteVery brilliant!!! Humorous, Timely, Insightful into lots of the culture of today: non-native English speakers writing ads in English, and spam from overseas...plus the type of spam. Such a Penis (Such Happe nis.)
ReplyDeleteWonderful limerick! It really does sound just like spam, broken English and all.
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