#FakeElements

The #FakeElements meme was bouncing around Twitter this weekend. I chimed in randomly at first, then decided to start doing them in order.

Most essential element in taxidermy solutions: hiderogen
Element found in most antibiotics: healium
Element that used to be funny: lithgowium
Essential element for effective cliffhangers: perillium
The element found in the center of an apple: coron
Essential element automotive ferries: carborne
Element found in shining armour: knightrogen
Element that fetches a high price at the pawn shop: hocksygen
The key ingredient in linoleum polish: floorine
The element orthopedic surgeons love: kneeon

I had to go attend to real life stuff before I could get to the Group 3 elements (beginning with sodium), but I might revisit this list to finish off the other 100+. To close:

The most dangerous element: bondium. James bondium.
 
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  1. Kittie HowardAug 20, 2012, 10:17:00 AM

    Loved this! Thanks for getting my morning off to a smiley start.

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