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B is for Bloody Mary

Some people like them made with gin instead of vodka.

Some people (me included) start with V8 instead of tomato juice.

Some people who don't know any better will skip the celery salt.

Some people get their shorts in a bunch about using Frank's Red Hot sauce or some other favorite brand instead of Tabasco.

All I know is that a Bloody Mary is the best cure for jet lag I've come across, even that eye-tearing, what-day-is-it, just-crossed-12-time-zones jet lag. 


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8 comments:

  1. Hehe, well if it doesn't cure it, have enough of them and you won't care, right?

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    1. On flights, I've taken to asking for a Virgin Mary. It's better than caffeinated beverages for avoiding jet lag in the first place.

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  2. Bloody Mary is the girl I love!
    Bloody Mary is the girl I love!
    Bloody Mary is the girl I love, now ain't that too damn bad!

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    1. There ain't nothin' like a dame! Nothing in the world!
      There is nothing you can name that is ANYTHING like a dame!

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  3. I've heard that about them being good for jet lag. I just figured that was an excuse people used to have another one.

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  4. Just don't order one while looking in a mirror!

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    1. I've heard you can order up to two Bloody Mary's while looking in a mirror. But after you order the third one, things get ugly.

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